Great Sayings On Marriage

Great Sayings On Marriage     I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.   That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.   David Bissonette   *********   When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.   Sacha Gui try   *********   After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.   Hemant Joshi   *********   By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.   Socrates   *********   Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.   Dumas   *********   The great question.... Which I have not been able to answer... Is, "What does a woman want?   Sigmund Freud   *********   "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."   Sam Kinison   *********   "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."   James Holt McGavran   *********   "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."   Patrick Murray   *********   The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...   Anonymous   *********   You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.   Henny Youngman   *********   My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.   Rodney Dangerfield   *********   A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.   Milton Berle   *********   Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.   Anonymous   *********   First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"   Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."   Anonymous   *********