Ammo Bugggggg!!! read and enjoy!

Aparichithudu

Oka line lo 5 bugs vunte thappa - kadu
5 lines lo 5 bugs vunte thappa - china thappu
5 programs lo 5 lines lo 5 bugs Vunte thappu kada - pedda thappe.


Prabhas

'Smile Smile Smile
Ee Prapancham entho peddadi,
Andhulo ee software entho chinnadhi,
Andhulo ee bug chala chala chinnadhi,
so don't bother about it,
Smile Smile Smile'.

Mahesh Babu

'Bug ni chudalanukovacchu - Tappu ledu
Rectify Cheyyalanukovaddu - Chacchi Pothav'
Nenu entha edava tester no naake teliyadu!!



Chiru

'Idhigidhigo bossu .... Maree antha speed aiypomaaku story maaripoddhi...
As Tagore
Mana program lo mottam 2500 lines vunnayi
Andulo 1250 bugs vunnayi
Andulo 750 Runtime bugs ithey migilinavi, 500 bugs
compile time bugs.

Mana programlo ekkada choosinaa ..BUG!..BUG!..BUG!...ila prathi line lo
inni BUGS vunte program ela execute cheyyali Sir!!..inni bugs choosi visugu
chendaanu,elagainaaa BUGS rectify cheyyalanukunnanu.....anduke ABF(Anti
Bugs Force) ane software tayyaru chesaanu...!..BUGS nu rectify
chesaanu!....Nenu chesindhi tappani anipisthe naaku appraisals
ivvakkarledu, hikes ivvakkarledu...assalu SALARY ne ivvaddu SIR!!!
PM: Andaru TESTERlu company lo pudataaru..kaani Nuvvu janam lo nunchi
puttina TESTER vayya..!!


Balaiah

Nee bugs lo dammenta, nee Code lo pavarenta...
Nenu talachukunte kantichooputo bugs ni Srushtistaa
Nee program open chesaa...Andulo BUG petta..!
Nuvvu nijam gaa TESTER aithe ,Niyyabba nuvvu chadivindhi testing concepts
ee aithe....BUG kanukkora chooddam! !!

Balaiah as a Tester:

Orey developer Endi Juttu peekuntunnav.....

Ne yabba Nenu bug raise chesthe e bug ekada fix cheyalo telusukovataniki varam pattudi...

E company lo raise cheyamantav TCS, WIPRO, INFOSYS, IBM, SATYAM place nuvvu cheppina sare nannu chepamanna sare meesalu tipithe computerlu pelala, Thoda kodithe software padipovala...


NTR
EE baggulu mottamodata create chesindhi maa taata.....program lo pettindhi
maa taata...vaatitho nuvvendhiraa nannu peekedhi!!


Nag
'Oye yetthi kottanante yetlo padadame kadu Surru summaipodhi, Bug Big
ayipodhi!!.


Venkatesh

'Ayyo Ayyo Ayyayyo
Any Language
Any Compiler
Any no of Bugs
Single Hand -> Ganesh'.


Legebrity-Mohan Babu:


The relationship between tester and BUG is like a fish and water ,but not
fish and fisherman..!!.....eppudo chinnappudu chaduvukunna chaduvu grammer
tappulu vunte manninchu....assalu arthame tappanukunte kshaminchu!!


Pity Star (UdayKiran)

'Chi Chi mee peddolunnarey, Coffee aani, Tea
aani, Meetings aani, Savalaksha Karanalu cheppi ma time waste chestaru.
Repu udayam padakondu gantalaki ee bug ni solve chesi ma youth power ento
chupista'




Now suddenly PowerStar will enter and say :-

'Matter chusthe chinna area, dheentlo pedda chikkulu, Andukey
chepthunnanu my dear friend's TESTING -GISTING ane tokkalo panulu
pettukuvaddu!!



Telangana shakutala:-

Deni thalli Bug Bug Bug rey na ilakala a poori notlo gani poradu notlo gani  Bug anna mata naku vinapadale kosi karam pedtha ne thalli