Spousal Disharmony

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Shaalu and Deepak had been married for some time and were having spousal disharmony, confrontation, disputes, problems. So they decided to see a professional marriage counselor.

After some warming out routine questions, the counselor asked the unhappy couple, "Well, what do you think seems to be the problem with your marriage?"

Simultaneously in a harmonious voice Shaalu and Deepak yelled, "I am unhappy with the Whole Thing."

"Can you both be please more specific?" asked the confused counselor.

Confused Deepak loss at words meekly answered, "I am unhappy with the Hole."

Shaalu snapped back, "Well, if that is what you have to say to the outsiders then I am unhappy with the thing!"