Marital Affair

A  mortician was working late one night.
He examined the murdered body of  the famous
town gigolo Mr. BullPart,
to be cremated next  day.
On  examination he observed
Mr. BullPart had the largest private  part
that he had never seen in his life.
"I'm  sorry Mr. BullPart," the mortician
commented, "I can't allow you to be  cremated
with such an impressive private part.
It must be saved for  posterity, local museum and Guinness world records."
So,  he removed it,
stuffed it into his briefcase,
and took it home
"I have  something to show
that you have never seen before and
you won't believe,"  he said to his wife,
opening his briefcase.

"My  God!" the wife exclaimed,
"Mr. BullPart is dead?"