MALE OR FEMALE

|   Male or Female?    You might not have known this,  but a lot of non-living objects are actually  either male or female.  Here are some examples:    FREEZER BAGS:  They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.          PHOTOCOPIERS:  These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.           TIRES:  Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated         HOT AIR BALLOONS:  Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.   SPONGES:  These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.        WEB PAGES:  Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.   TRAINS:  Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people..         EGG TIMERS:    Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.     HAMMERS:  Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.     THE REMOTE CONTROL:  Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying        __._,_.___ Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post | Start a New Topic Messages in this topic (1) Recent Activity: New Members 118 Visit Your Group Please forward this message to everyone who will love it!  If you like such messages, you may want to join these fun lists by sending blank emails to: Best Jokes and Great Masti: DesiMasala-Subscribe@YahooGroups.Com Cosmopolitan Showtime: Chumma-Subscribe@YahooGroups.Com Hindi Shayris and Ghazals: Shayris-Subscribe@YahooGroups.Com ------------------------------------ (*: THE CHUMMA LIST :*) ------------------------------------ Group Email Addresses Post message: Chumma@YahooGroups.Com Moderators: Hiten@HitenRaja.com & TejasMehta@aol.com To modify your list subscription, please send a blank email to: SUBSCRIBE: Chumma-Subscribe@YahooGroups.Com UNSUBSCRIBE: Chumma-Unsubscribe@YahooGroups.Com INDIVIDUAL MAILS: Chumma-Normal@YahooGroups.Com DAILY DIGEST: Chumma-Digest@YahooGroups.Com VACATION HOLD: Chumma-Nomail@YahooGroups.Com All of you are encouraged to submit your favorite attachments to the list! You are requested to properly format your contribution, use a unique subject line, and avoid virus warnings, chain letters, commercial messages, disclaimers etc. The better you follow the guidelines, and the original or fresher you are, the higher are the chances of your funnies getting posted! You will be banned from the group if you spam or flame fellow members, ignore posting guidelines routinely, send out auto replies, or post advertisements. Fun URLs (May require a login with Yahoo ID) Homepage: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/chumma Cosmopolitan Showtime: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/chumma Mail Delivery: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/chumma/join Polls: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/chumma/polls Subscribe Box: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/chumma/promote Indian Jokes: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DesiMasala Romantic Shayris: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/shayris MARKETPLACE Stay on top of your group activity without leaving the page you're on - Get the Yahoo! Toolbar now. Get great advice about dogs and cats. Visit the Dog & Cat Answers Center. Hobbies & Activities Zone: Find others who share your passions! Explore new interests. Switch to: Text-Only, Daily Digest • Unsubscribe • Terms of Use . __,_._,___ Reply Reply to all Forward Invite Mohamed Jaffer to chat