Sophie and the Queen

Sophie and the Queen were talking shortly before the wedding when the Queen
said " Now Sophie, I think it's about time you and I talked about any
problems you and Edward may have consummating the marriage"

"Oh," said Sophie, "Everything's all right really, except ......"

"Except what?" said the Queen, "don't be embarrassed, I've heard it all
before".

"Well, when I suck his dick and swallow, it tastes awful and gives me really
bad heartburn."

"Have you tried Andrews?" asked the Queen

"Yes, but his tasted the same"