Subsidy & Sardar

Punjab government announced Rs.50,000.00  to every family with 5 children in the house-hold.   Sardar had 4 children so he tells his wife :-   Meri girlfriend se mera 1 bachcha hai, usey le aata hun. Total 5 ho jayenge aur Govt 50,000/- de degi humay!   Sardar bachcha leke ghar aaya aur us ne wife se puchha : Jitender aa gaya hai - Maninder,Surinder,Rajender aur Virender kahan hain?   Wife boli - Jis jis ke thae woh le gaye.