My 1 day employment
So after landing my new job as an ASDA greeter,
(a good find for many retirees),
I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, Munteresque woman walked into the store with her two children from hell, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Asda, Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, no, they aren't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the flock would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, mun, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Asda, Coryton.'
(a good find for many retirees),
I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, Munteresque woman walked into the store with her two children from hell, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Asda, Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, no, they aren't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the flock would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, mun, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Asda, Coryton.'
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