Classified Ads

*These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K.  Newspaper:*



*FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER**.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!*

*FREE PUPPIES**
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.*

*FREE PUPPIES**.
Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound.*

*COWS, CALVES:  NEVER BRED**.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.*

*JOINING NUDIST COLONY**!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.*

*WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE**.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.*

**** And the WINNER is... ****


*FOR SALE BY OWNER**.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica,*

*45 volumes.
Excellent condition.....£200 or best offer.
No longer needed; got married last month.
Wife knows **Fxxking** everything!*